Feeding Amanda Palmer

I found myself cooking for twelve strangers last Thursday. Amanda fucking Palmer was in town. A couple of months ago, she asked if any fans had

a) a living room that could fit 12

b) food that could feed 12 bellies

and well, my apartment is tiny. So I sent off an email and thought nothing of it until I got a reply. This is what I cooked for a woman that continues to inspire me.

zuchinni slice

Zucchini slice, that I had previously blogged about and hadn’t pictured. Fred from the Nervous Cabaret thought it was a bread of some sorts. I was stoked that he didn’t realise it’s main ingredient was (drum roll please) a vegetable.

Pumpkin and tatsoi pasta

Pumpkin and tatsoi pasta. A uber healthy shot of baked pumpkin (butternut squash), tatsoi sauteed with garlic, pine nuts, sliced sun-dried tomatoes, olive oil and goat cheese. Substitute a cream sauce with olive oil and the left over oil from the sun-dried tomatoes. I know you think that the prep work is crazy but I roasted the butternut a couple of days before and sauteing the tatsoi took 5 minutes tops. You can use spinach or any leafy green.

Roasted mushrooms in tomato sauce

Roasted mushrooms in tomato and chickpea sauce. Easy as. Two cans of pureed tomatoes, one can of drained and rinsed chickpeas, washed mushrooms with the stalks removed. Oven at 180 C (350 f) for half an hour. Garnish with basil. Done!

And at midday, I had this:

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And at the end of the day, it was gone.




Killer zuchinni slice

Yes please! This smells like quiche, looks like quiche, taste like quiche and has veg. Don’t question, just eat it.

Sent over by Sweeny, taste-tested by Tash. This three step process can’t go wrong.

time needed: 8 mins prep, roughly 35 mins cooking.

  • four zucchinis, washed and grated (skin on)
  • 1 cup self-raising flour
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • 1/2 cup grated cheese (I used jarlsberg)
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • 3 slices chopped bacon (if you’re not a vegetarian)
  • 3/4 chopped onion
  • salt + pepper
  • any herbs or veg you want to use up
  • a tiny bit of butter
  1. Coat your large baking dish with butter.
  2. Put everything in. Mix with your hands until smooth.
  3. Bake at 180 C (350 F) until crispy on top. Serve.

When I was mixing I thought: Argh! This is too healthy, where’s the butter and milk? Where’s the flavour? But believe me, it’s there. And if you like quiche lorraine, you’d love this.




Baby bok choy

I’m posting this cause it’s a rarity: yummy greens. Not only that, these greens I would eat over a burger any day. You heard right, Tash is officially crazy.

The ingredients are cheap, the food is fast and it makes you feel good afterwards.

Get cracking on:

  • A dash of sesame oil
  • 1 teaspoon grated ginger
  • as much baby bok choy as you please. Remember that it shrinks down to 1/3 of the size.
  • 1/4 cup water
  • chopped coriander (cilantro), sesame seeds or anything else.
  • cooked rice, kept warm.

for the killer sauce:

  • 4 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1/4 cup oyster sauce
  • 1/2 lemon, juiced
  • 1 teaspoon sugar, brown or white
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  1. Put all of the sauce ingredients into a small pan and start it on a low heat.
  2. Get a bigger pot and splash the sesame oil into it. Grate the ginger into the sizzling oil. Add the baby bok choy. Stir every now and again for a minute.
  3. Mix the sauce, it should start to thicken.
  4. Add the water to the bok choy, bung the lid on and it’s going to steam for four minutes.
  5. The sauce should be thicker, take it off the stove and let it cool a little.
  6. Get your rice plated. As fast as possible, pull out the bok choy, cover it in the magic sauce and serve.

You need to eat this as hot as possible, otherwise it gets limp, cold and not so yummy.

Tip: You can buy ginger in bulk, peel them, shove it in a ziploc and put in the freezer. Grate straight out of the freezer as needed.

Another tip? Oh ok: Buy most of these ingredients at your local Chinese store, it’s cheaper, fresher and you get more.

The sesame oil on the left cost $7 from a Chinese market, the one on the right cost $14 from Safeway (Woolworths)

The sesame oil on the left cost $7 from a Chinese market, the one on the right cost $14 from Safeway (Woolworths)




Crispy gourmet pizza

Make the extra effort to do this recipe. You won’t regret it. It could be your staple dish to make when people come over. The great thing is once all the toppings are on and you’re good to go, you leave the pizza to rise one more time for half an hour. That gives you enough time to clean up, platter up some appetizers and have a beer.

Make the extra effort to do this recipe. You won’t regret it. It could be your staple dish to make when people come over. The great thing is once all the toppings are on and you’re good to go, you leave the pizza to rise one more time for half an hour. That gives you enough time to clean up, platter up some appetizers and have a beer.

You’ll need:

  • Olive oil
  • Semolina (make the purchase, it’s worth it)
  • 1 3/4 cup warm water
  • 1 tablespoon rapid-rise yeast
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • 41/2 – 51/2 cups bread flour
  • 3 tablespoons tomato paste
  • 1 clove garlic, crushed
  • 1 sprig of basil, chopped
  • chives, or any herb you prefer
  • artichoke hearts
  • char grilled capsicum (red peppers in U.S land)
  • sliced red onion
  • sliced ham and/or Italian sausage. Use chorizo if you can find it.
  • sliced mushrooms
  • goats cheese, sliced
  • parmesan cheese, grated
  • cheery tomatoes, sliced in half

  1. Line a baking sheet with baking paper. Smear olive oil on the sheet and dust with semolina. In a mixer bowl, whisk by hand the warm water and yeast. Let it stand for three minutes so it disolves.
  2. Whisk in sugar, eggs, oil and salt. Add flour, mix with a wooden spoon and knead if necessary to form a soft dough. Put the dough back in the bowl, sprinkle a little bit of olive oil on the top and cover with cling wrap. Put in a warm place, such as the top of the fridge, for 1/2 an hour.
  3. Chop all of the toppings to any size you like. In a small bowl, mix the tomato paste, garlic and basil. Season with salt and pepper.
  4. Turn out dough onto a lightly floured surface and let rest for ten minutes. Lightly roll out the dough to a large rectangle or circle.
  5. Brush the surface with tomato paste mixture. Distribute toppings.
  6. Turn oven to 350 Fahrenheit (175 Celsius). Cover the pizza with cling wrap again and let rest for 30 mins.
  7. Bake until golden brown on the edges, approx 25 minutes. Cut, enjoy.




Awesomely Creamy Pumpkin and Spinach Pasta

This is super easy to make and looks extra fancy. It’s ingredients are cheap but still gourmet. You just need a couple of vegetable and some pantry staples. Apart from baking the pumpkin, which gives it a lovely caramel flavour over a time period of 45 minutes, the rest takes 20 minutes tops and it’s well worth the effort.

This is super easy to make and looks extra fancy. It’s ingredients are cheap but still gourmet. You just need a couple of vegetable and some pantry staples. Apart from baking the pumpkin, which gives it a lovely caramel flavour over a time period of 45 minutes, the rest takes 20 minutes tops and it’s well worth the effort.
Ingredients:
  • 1 butternut pumpkin
  • Salt, pepper and olive oil.
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 2 tb unsalted butter and another 1/4 cup butter
  • Milk
  • Any cheese you have on hand. I use Parmesan but anything goes.
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 1/2 cup fresh or frozen shredded spinach
  • 1/2 lemon
  • Fresh or dried pasta
  • Semi-dried tomatoes and pine nuts to garnish
alt textPreheat your oven to 180 degree Celsius (350 Fahrenheit). Cut your pumpkin into even pieces.
alt textToss the pumpkin in a baking tray with salt, pepper and olive oil.
alt textCheck on your pumpkin in 45 mins. If you can easily pierce it with a fork, it’s done. Set aside.
alt textMince three cloves of garlic. Melt butter over medium heat in a saucepan. Add garlic, sizzle and stir for half a minute.
alt textAdd the frozen or fresh spinach and stir until wilted. Add a couple of squeezes of lemon. Set aside, separate from the pumpkin.
alt textBring at least a liter of water to the boil. Add a pinch of salt and the pasta. I used my big pot the night before to make chicken soup and it was still in the fridge, hosting the leftovers. Whoops. So, I cooked my pasta in a wok. Should have been a Girls’ Scout with resourcefulness like that.
alt textMeasure out your 1/4 cup flour and 1/4 cup butter. You need to be real specific about this. We’re making a roux, which is harder to pronounce than do.
alt textCompletely melt your butter then add the flour and mix furiously with a wooden spoon.
alt textKeep mixing until it turns slightly brown and smells like nutmeg. Check on the pasta, making sure it’s just done, drain when it’s cooked.
alt textAdd roughly a cup of milk to the roux and using a whisk, stir furiously until lumps are gone. Add the spinach mixture and a handful of cheese. You should have a slightly runny consistency, like thick cream. If not, add more milk and whisk, baby, whisk. Take the white sauce off the heat.
alt textGently mix the spinach white sauce and pasta in a pan. Bung it into a bowl, sprinkle pumpkin and pine nuts on top. Be careful when mixing the pumpkin because it can break easily.  Season with salt and pepper.
Yummy and even a little bit healthy. Enjoy!
What do you put into your pasta?



Chargrilled Capsicum with Roanna Goanna

Chargrilled capsicum (or peppers, for y’all Americans) is caramelised goodness that is perfect for picnic trips and sandwich stuffing. Rather than a bitter, sharp taste, grilling the capsicum gives it a sweet, mild flavour.

Chargrilled capsicum (or peppers, for y’all Americans) is caramelised goodness that is perfect for picnic trips and sandwich stuffing. Rather than a bitter, sharp taste, grilling the capsicum gives it a sweet, mild flavour. Roanna Goanna, my 14-year-old sister showed me how it’s done; quick and easy with plenty of time to roast some marshmallows. The things we make younger siblings do…

alt textFirst, grab your capsicums. If you’re a clean freak, give them a good scrub. I figure that you’re going to peel off the skin, so what’s the point.
alt textTurn a gas stove or a grill (boiler) on. If you’re using the stove, put any wire rack you have over the direct heat to minimise mess. Put the capsciums on there. Turn every couple of minutes.
alt textRoast marshmallows.
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Eat marshmallows.
alt textOnce the capsicums have reached an all round blackness, take it off the heat and put in a bowl. Cover with cling wrap.
alt textWait until the capsicums are cool, about half an hour. The steam makes the skins slide off.
alt textPeel. Don’t wash them unless you want it flavourless. You can core capsicums by running a knife around the stem and pulling them off. Take off all the white pith and slice into chunks.
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Serve with cheese, olives, Turkish bread and sun dried tomatoes. Hmmmm. If you’re not using it straight away, cover with olive oil and bung in the fridge for a couple of weeks.
alt textThanks goes to Roanna Gonna for not burning the house down while wearing a “chef’s uniform” and inhaling marshmallows.



TASHOSAURUS REX

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    Tash, despite her heritage, never ate Sri Lankan food, an odd idiosyncrasy that was indulged because she was the first child.

    To date, she can't eat remotely spicy foods.

    Thus, from the age of 12, Tash cooked every form of potato; mashed, baked, hash browns, potato pancakes. She's moved on since then, but still has to get a potato hit every couple of days.

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